As I mature

I have learned that you can not make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk to them and hope they panic and give in.

I have learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just as****es.

I have learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it takes only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I have learned you can get by on charm for fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have big w***y or hug b***s.

I have learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I have learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I have learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I have learned that regardless how hot and steamy relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of moneyto take its place.

I have learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I have learned that people you care most in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.